I was looking for something in an old notebook and I saw this page, from June 3, 2008, written during a few days in Toronto:
Centre Island
Overheard — so, do you
want to get a key chain,
or what do you want
to do?
— Swan #12,
return to the dock.
Your ride is over.
Horses — Conrad (18 hands), 32 years old
retired from police force.
Duchess, 16 hands, also
retired.
Pig with enormous testicles.
A perfect place for a murder.
...Theresa Kishkan 
Come to think of it i have, over the years, encountered the odd pig with enormous testticles. To which i invariably muttered “Balls!”
That would be the perfect reply! I write from the Last Chance Saloon in Wayne, Alberta, where we are about to take up residence for the night in the Honeymoon Suite…